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So Whats So Funny?

Author: Neil Ebsworth Subscribe to users feed

Published: 07/04/2008

Its a simple question to ask, 'Whats so funny?' but if you sit down and think about it, it's not so easy to answer. In some respects it's an eternal question with no one correct answer. Ask a comedian who is successful about what is it that makes the audience laugh? Why are you so funny? The...

Do You Force The Forces Of Motivation

Author: Knight Pierce Hirst Subscribe to users feed

Published: 07/04/2008

Motivation comes in different shapes and sizes. Before Abraham Lincoln was elected president, he lost seven elections for public office. Thomas Edison tried over 2,000 experiments before he got his light bulb to work. Col. Sanders was rejected by over 1,000 restaurants before he found one...

Do You Have Any Saving Graces?

Author: Knight Pierce Hirst Subscribe to users feed

Published: 03/04/2008

Think savings - think bank. I remember being given lollipops at the bank when I was a little girl. That's when banks gave toasters for opening new accounts and gave calendars for Christmas. Banks have changed. Now some give free checking accounts, some give free use of ATM's and some give free...

My Life Story On The Big Screen!

Author: Bob Alexander Subscribe to users feed

Published: 03/04/2008

When the final chapter in my life's story has been written and work on the screenplay for the movie begins, someone will be faced with the difficult assignment of deciding who will play me on the big screen. It won't be an easy task because it will take an actor of the first water to capture the...

Do Advertisers Put The Ad In Ad Nauseam?

Author: Knight Pierce Hirst Subscribe to users feed

Published: 02/04/2008

Advertisers buy time on television shows based on demographics - statistical data showing the age, sex, income, etc of viewers. More men watch sports. More women watch daytime talk shows. More children watch cartoons. By knowing who's watching what when, advertisers can spend promotion dollars...

Are All Ideas Created Equal?

Author: Knight Pierce Hirst Subscribe to users feed

Published: 01/04/2008

In 1891 William White invented a coffin that's equipped with an emergency, signaling device in case you are buried alive. The coffin also comes with a convenient air hole for immediate resuscitation. This coffin would be the perfect gift for sound sleepers and for people who say they have...

How To Change An Ink Cartridge

Author: Catherine Harvey Subscribe to users feed

Published: 01/04/2008

The complicated process of changing an ink cartridge is something that has baffled scientists for many years. Despite developments of so-called 'easy change' ink cartridges, removal and replacement still leave even the most dextrous of us dumbfounded. It also leaves us covered in ink. Not...

Goofisms: The Worms Have It!

Author: Mac Bartine Subscribe to users feed

Published: 29/03/2008

Big Oil, the meat industry, chemical fertilizer manufacturers and queasy people everywhere are shaking in their boots due to recent scientific and agricultural innovations brought about by worm farming. The buzz is: worms may well save the planet. Consider: worms are one of the easiest...

Who Knew Pyrotechnics Is A Hobby?

Author: Knight Pierce Hirst Subscribe to users feed

Published: 28/03/2008

A hobby gives us a chance to do something the best we can; but because we're not being paid to do it, no one tells us we're not doing it well enough. My grandfather's hobby was collecting. He collected coins and stamps and guns and clocks. I didn't get the collector gene. The three, glass hearts...

Don't You Hate Feeling Taken?

Author: Knight Pierce Hirst Subscribe to users feed

Published: 28/03/2008

Once a year we feel taken by the IRS. Last year, however, the IRS issued a consumer alert to prevent us from feeling taken by surprise. The alert warned about an e-mail scam offering $80 for participating in a customer satisfaction survey. Among other things, the survey asked for social security...