Humor
Published: 08/06/2008
Although superstitions are passed down from generation to generation, I started a new one. I told my family that bay leaves are lucky. As soon as I said that, my sons stopped complaining about finding one in their soup.
Knocking on wood is meant to be good luck because benevolent spirits were...
Published: 08/06/2008
As a child, I played hopscotch. Throw a stone, hop, pick up a stone, repeat. It was a simple game that passed the time and fed my competitive nature. When I took my first cruise, I discovered adult hopscotch - shuffleboard. You play shuffleboard when your hopping days are over - when you shuffle...
Published: 07/06/2008
Colors talk. Red says eye-catching and stimulating. The Chinese believe red says success; but if that's true, more schools should be painted red or more students should use the school library. It's there to be read.
Blue causes the opposite reaction of red. Blue's peacefulness causes the body...
Published: 07/06/2008
Funny is as funny does - and Lou Costello did funny. He was part clown, part comedian and a pure professional. His desire to entertain audiences led him to hone his skills, perfecting comedic timing, character development and pacing. He left a legacy of laughter as well as an example for other...
Published: 07/06/2008
With the advent of digital photography and the latest in digital cameras that come out with new innovations almost every year, it's no surprise that the average photo enthusiast can do some amazing things to their photographs and even add funny effects and touch ups.
With the new software...
Published: 03/06/2008
There are lots of things I could do without - like more people moving to Southern California. Judging by the freeways, there are too many people now. There are too many mathematicians. Those are the drivers who take the shortest route between two points - which includes crossing from the far lane...
Published: 01/06/2008
Are you looking for an affordable, yet effective way to reach your community? One that will be an encouragement to your members, as well as a meaningful way to share God's love with your local community? Here are 7 ways a Christian comedian can help your church provide both encouragement and...
Published: 01/06/2008
There are some things that are just funny whether they were intended to be or not. Like tripping over your own feet, that fall you took off of the edge of your porch, or the broken heel you got when you managed to wedge your shoe in the door to keep the elevator from closing.
Now, breaking...
Published: 31/05/2008
The Oxford English Dictionary contains 616,500 words and 10,000 - 20,000 of those are in the average person's vocabulary. Unfortunately, a large percent of those words are only in our recognition vocabularies - not in our everyday speech. Maybe that's why greeting cards are a seven and a half...
Published: 31/05/2008
If I ran the world, I'd outlaw rap music because - it isn't music. It's negative, violent, police bashing, women debasing, trash talk. It's the kind of talk that would have gotten my sons sent to their rooms for an extended period of time. This, of course, would have been followed by complaints...
